To-Do's Before 25
Go to this planet's hottest city! Visit New York and fall in love with it. Then try and leave, we dare you! It's tough.
Maybe you have experienced true love, and found yourself texting prince charming a long and passionate message about how much you want him. Then as you're pressing send, you feel your stomach turn as you've accidentally sent the message to the wrong guy. Oops!
Learn how to make things disappear. Like when you fall on the dance floor in your stilettos, or fart in the lift just before it stops on Mr. Handsome's floor. It works like this:Just close your eyes and pretend it never happened and convince yourself that nobody noticed anything.
To be a proper twenty five year old, you must have your credit card stopped at least once.
Before you turn twenty five, get a nice diary. It looks grown up. Don't worry whether you've got anything to put in it. Just write stuff like:"remember to call boyfriend" or "go shopping". (As if you would ever really forget, but it makes you look important and busy.)
By now, your girlfriends must have tried to talk you into going on a blind date.
By the age of twenty five you simply have to be the owner of at least one pair od designer stilettos. It's about time you quit buying fake ones.
Buy a house plant and keep it alive for more than 7 days. It reflects maturity.
posted by I Am Fashion @ 2:26 p.m.
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